Things that Isaiah, my father, my cousin Davin and I have discovered whilst in Florida.
– GPS sattelites are designed to make you go through all the tolls. Also, they’re bitches.
– Cartoons have changed since Davin and I were watching them.
– “Cute” is the girl way of saying “gangsta”.
– The Golden Corral has “strict policies”. They too are bitches.
– Isaiah has incestual feelings for Davin.
– Riding the hotel’s hand trolleys is a good way of showing them how you feel about their establishment.
– Wet carpets not only smell like shit; they’re quite slippery.
– Davin looks like a starving female with his shirt off.
– “Skank” is indeed a loving term.
Just a little something to tide you over.
Also, I’m sorry if you thought this would be about the band New Order. It’s not.