A convo through texts.
Stuff you should know: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are actors on the show True Blood.
They play the characters Sookie and Bill, (respectively), who are an item.
Me: Guess what happened this weekend?
Me: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got married!
Dad: Who’s that
Me: Bill from True Blood!
Dad: No wonder they be humping like crazy on that show
Me: Lmao. Yeah, they met on the show
Dad: Sounds pervy
Me: Nah man, they official now
Dad: And yet she was texting me all weekend… Someone is a ho -_-
Me: lol! I WISH you would marry Anna Paquin
Dad: Sounds like we are 1 murder away from the perfect family
Me: Who would play Bill, then? You? After he turned Hispanic and gained 100 pounds?
Dad: Really Chey? 100 pounds? You take everything too far
Me: xD I’m just saying, Bill’s pretty lean…
Dad: And I’m pretty fat? You’re such a bastard
Everyday with this :)