I’ve been looking at a lot of pictures of Cthulhu lately, as semi-research for a story of mine.
To refresh your memory, (or let you know for the first time), Cthulhu is a monster created by H.P. Lovecraft, acclaimed science fiction/strange fiction writer. Cthulhu crashed to Earth from another galaxy in Earth’s antiquity and now lies sleeping underwater in the ancient city of R’yleh.
There’s lots of great art of the terrifying, amphibious monster that is Cthulhu…
And there’s also a lot of not so great art.
To be clear, let’s go over what Cthulhu is supposed to look like, as outlined in H. P. Lovecraft’s, ‘The Call of Cthulhu.’
- He’s got a, “pulpy, tentacled head;” reminiscent of an octopus.
- His body is “scaly.”
- He has, “rudimentary wings;” here meaning, not large enough to fly with.
- All in all, he looks sort of like, “an octopus… dragon.. human caricature.”
- HE’S FUCKING HUGE. HUGE, HUGE, HUGE. If nothing else, one should at least remember that.
- Also, lots of people like to make him green. Who knows why.
Here’s an example of an acceptable Cthulhu representation:
And now, here are some examples that are unacceptable:
Well, now. It’s hard to tell what the fuck is even going on here. It’s like… A brain… Attached to a stick… Attached to the body of a skinned ape? Something tells me this not what Lovecraft envisioned.
Also, why is it just strolling through what looks to be the projects?
Ignoring the monster’s morbid obesity for a moment…
WHY DOES IT HAVE NIPPLES.
Ignore Cthulhu for a moment and direct your attention to everything else going on this picture.
A wizard, (?), the sky falling and opening up, some big ass cliff in the middle of nowhere, and, is that a crown on Cthulhu’s head..? Listen up, artists: it’s a problem when you draw a picture of Cthulhu and he’s not the craziest thing going on in the picture.
(Also, his man boobs are bothering me).
The next two pictures display some common issues with Cthulhu representations.
Many of Lovecraft’s monsters make people go insane when they look upon them. In trying to replicate that effect, (not in full, hopefully), these two artists have created monstrosities that can’t even be comprehended. If you saw it in real life, you wouldn’t be scared– you’d be confused as fuck. And that’s not that scary.
Except maybe in Math class.
Here are some more crappy Cthulhu pictures to give you nightmares: