Searching… Thursday, Sep 19 2013 

Something that’s always interested me about tracking the statistics of websites, (YEAH, RIVETING STUFF), is getting to look at the search terms people put into various search engines that eventually lead them to your site. The reason why they interest me, well, I’ve decided to list a few of the more ‘interesting’ search terms that lead people to this blog below. Investigate for yourself.

‘megan is missing barrel of death’

‘dracula gay fuck’

‘industrial piercing fuck you’

‘purple vibrator dog-shape’

‘does the industrial piercing hurt if you twirl baton’

‘rape dungeon contractor’

‘a hobo eating shit’

‘shit shaped dildo’

‘herpes feet’

‘neanderthal erection’



Tiptoeing Towards Legitimacy Sunday, Feb 5 2012 

My blog now has categories. A whopping FOURTEEN of ’em.

Now, I know what you’re thinking– “Wow Chey, it must’ve took you hours to go through all your old blog posts and sort them into categories whilst continuously making new ones on the way! Days, even!”

And you’re absolutely right. It took forever. So appreciate them.

The categories are:

Blog Update

Body Mod



Legacy of Kain

Let’s Make Fun of Things



Sex Toys

Shitty Movies

Tellin’ A Story

Video Games


Now, I don’t know if you noticed, but all of those are clickable links that’ll take you to all the posts under that category. So go ahead, take some time and look at some categories that tickle your fancy.  You can also use the new ‘Categories’ drop-down menu to your left for a similar effect. I won’t judge you if all you do is click on is ‘Sex Toys’ and call it a day. I’m not a cop. Do your thing.