Let’s chalk it up to supreme laziness— I haven’t posted anything in a bazillion years, it feels like.

And it’s not cuz I don’t like doing it. I do. But it’s like I said— summer inspires me to be even lazier than normal. God knows why; it’s not like I’m doing much else. It’s odd.

Anyway. Onto an interesting topic.

I need to write a novel.



Like this, except with MY name at the bottom.


If I’m ever going to publish anything, novels are where it’s at. Nobody’s gonna publish a set of odd, un-related short stories from some other nobody.

But that seems to be all I can do.


So as to keep blog posts more interesting and frequent, I’ve started a list of potential topics.

They vary greatly, from


Oh yes.