If you know me, then you likely know I have a predilection for hats and the Legend of the Zelda. Sometimes I combine these loves by rocking hats emblazoned with the Hylian crest.
I get complimented on these hats with some regularity, so I typically don’t think much of it, besides that maybe the person complimenting me is likely also a huge nerd. However, I have had a couple interactions now that have been decidedly different, which I would like to relate to you.
The first incident took place in 2019, as I was wearing one of my Hylian crest hats and taking an Uber to an undisclosed location.* The Uber driver was Black, (I promise you, this couldn’t be more relevant to the story), and he mentioned that he liked my hat. I thanked him, and he replied with something unintelligible.
I was like, “What?” He repeated himself about three more times, and I even leaned forward in my seat, trying to understand him, but his words weren’t any clearer to me. Finally, he relented.
Driver: I’m sorry, that’s our greeting in this group that I’m a part of– from your hat, I thought you were in the group too.
Me: Oh, no, I just play a lot of video games, it’s a video game thing.
A beat passed before I couldn’t resist any longer.
Me: So what’s the group?
The driver chose his words carefully, his demeanor cagey. “Oh, it’s a small group for the betterment of African-Americans. Trying to uplift each other and raise our status in society. Your hat looks a lot like some of our Egyptian iconography.”
I hopped on Google as soon as I got out of the car to see if I could find the group he was talking about. I didn’t have a ton to go on– a Black group that used Egyptian symbology and maybe had their own language…
But I immediately found a very likely candidate:
If that hasn’t already raised several alarm bells in your mind, let me inform you of a couple more fun facts:
– They have their own language called Nuwaupic (which is what the Uber driver was fucking speaking to me)
– Their leader Dwight York is serving 135 years in federal prison in what was reported as, “the largest prosecution for child molestation ever directed at a single person in the history of the United States.”
Maybe I’m naive, but even knowing that the cult was originally based in NYC, I did not expect this shit to happen to me again in 2022.
This time, I was waiting for the light rail, wearing a Hylian crest hat, when another Black guy approached me. “I like your hat,” he began.
Me: Thanks!
Secret Cult Member: Where did you get it?
Me: Amazon?**
Secret Cult Member: Do you know where that’s from? (gestures to symbol on hat)
A wave of deja vu hit me. Oh boy.
Me: It’s from Zelda.
“Nah,” he responded, shaking his head. “That’s Egyptian. That is not from Zelda.”
“Hm,” I murmured noncommittally, checking to see if my train was coming anytime soon.
“That’s Egyptian,” he repeated as he walked off, disgusted. “That is not from Zelda.”
So that sums up my experiences thus far with the Nuwaubian Nation! Considering my geographic location, and the fact that I love Zelda, I foresee a few more of these interactions in the future.
In both of my dealings with the Nuwaubians, I felt a little bad admitting that I’m just a huge video game nerd, and that I’m not also trying to establish a New World Order, (or whatever it is they’re trying to do).
I also feel like there’s an elephant in the room and it’s the fact that I’m not Black lmao. Apparently rocking the Hylian crest gets you enough cred to bypass this in the Nuwaubian community. (It’s possible they thought I was mixed, which, technically, they would be right lol).
I feel like I can’t be the only Zelda fan this has happened to, but I haven’t found much mention of this phenomenon online. Admittedly, I imagine it would be localized to the NY metro area and Georgia, (where the cult established a compound that was later shut down by the Feds).
Please let me know if you have also had any interactions with the Nuwaubian Nation, I would love to hear about it. I’ll also be updating this blog post if I run into another SCM.***
* I don’t remember where I was going.
** Again, I can’t remember where I got the hat. I’m getting old.
*** Secret Cult Member